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fuckyeahfelines:

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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